Thursday, October 15, 2009

Avril Lavigne Files For Divorce, Dumping Her Hobbit For Pineapple Boy

Will be a big hit with the country club setYes, but will Pineapple Boy fit under the stairs like Deryk did? And what does this mean for Greasy Bear?

Skanky punk wannabe Avril Lavigne has finally made it official, filing for divorce on the universal grounds of "irreconcilable differences". It's no surprise to anyone - rumor had it that Deryk wanted to settle down and start a family. Avril, on the other hand, only wanted to party, party, party. With everybody but her grizzled littleSource: Pretty Boring RSS Feed

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