Rabid Twihards send hate mail to Kristen Stewart

Oh, to be a Twihard in this day and age. The chaos, the hormones, the angst, the brace-face. Not knowing which end is up - or if you’ve even picked the right side in The Epic Battle Royale of Vampire Supremacy. So imagine you’re a Twihard… you’re crying because you’re imagining Edward walking towards you, brooding, pale, lovely, with chocolate. You’re a Twihard, and you keep reading report after report about how Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson might have something going on, and yet Kristen still has her old boyfriend Michael Angarano. What do you feel? Rage? Lust? Respect? Stabby? Well, many Twihards are answering with a resounding “stabby”. According to the National Enquirer, Twihards are sending Kristen lots and lots of hate mail because she won’t just dump her boyfriend and run off into the sunset with Pattz:

Kristen Stewart is being bombarded by hate mail - accusing her of two-timing hunky co-star Robert Pattinson. [She’s] under attack “from girls who don’t think she’s treating Rob fairly because she’s dating Michael Angarano,” an insider told The Enquirer.

“The fans love Rob, and they love the idea of Kristen and Rob romancing off-screen. But they don’t like the idea that she might be hurting their favorite young actor by stringing him along while she also is still dating Michael.”

Angry fans are sending Kristen letters at the studio, “accusing her of being heartless by dating both guys,” revealed the insider. But her pals insist she’s not with Rob.

“Kristen cares very much for Michael, but she also has a crush on Rob. And while Michael wishes Kristen would get over Rob, he isn’t ready to pull the plug on their relationship.”

“Michael knows that Kristen and Rob still have two more Twilight films to do together, so anything can happen between them. And while he hopes he ends up with her, he knows he might lose her to his rival.”

“Meanwhile, Kristen hates that fans are upset with her. She wants them to know she genuinely cares for both Rob and Michael - and doesn’t want to hurt either.”

“Kristen hopes fans will understand how she feels and stop sending her hate mail.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, July 6 2009]

I would pay real, actual money to read some of that hate mail. In lieu of actually reading it, I’m going to write some of my own - think of it as a dramatic reenactment of Twihard fan fiction turned crazy. How about this: “Bella you should stop being so cold, you hateful mean spiteful bad woman! Hook up with Edward and tell me how it was!!” Or this: “My mom says you should not be such a floozy, kissing two boys at once, choose your side, PATTZ HATER.” My final dramatic reenactment: “K- you suck as Bella, and now you suck at being a girl. Your boyfriend is ugly, and you suck. Pattz is too good for you, so I hope you never break up with your dumb, ugly, sucky boyfriend, LAMER. If you ever see Pattz you should LITERALLY kiss the ground he walks on. The fact that you haven’t just shows how DUMB you are!!!!” Oh, Twihards. Ten bucks says I totally nailed it.

Kristen Stewart is shown on the LA set of The Runaways on 6/22 and 6/23/09. She fell while filming a jump scene. Credit: Fame Pictures

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Rosie O’Donnell Radio Show — “Rosie Radio” Fall 2009 Sirius XM Radio

Rosie O’Donnell is returning to her roots as a talk show host, but this time, instead of the small screen, the chatty comic will be bringing her signature sound to satellite radio.
Rosie will host a daily, two-hour morning talk show, titled Rosie Radio, for Sirius XM Radio Inc, The Associated Press has learned. Listeners will have the opportunity to call in and talk to the star about pop-culture, politics, movie stars, and more.

The former co-host of The View, 47, says the deal came after her candid appearance on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM show earlier this year.

“After I did his show, they called and asked if I was interested. I don’t really listen to radio, so I started thinking about it and listening,” Rosie told The AP on Thursday. “I asked if they could possibly do it at my house because that would really make it convenient for me with four kids, and they said yes, so I was like, ‘Wow. Let’s try that.’”

“I think it’ll be good for me,” Rosie says of the new venture. “I’ve been lucky. I’ve had seven years of early retirement. All my kids are in school now, so all day long I have nothing to do. This was the first year that they were all in school all day, and I found myself very bored. I was saying to Kelli, we either need to get another kid or I’ll have to go back to work.”

Rosie Radio will air Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 12 p.m. ET (7 a.m. to 9:00 a.m, PT) on SIRIUS XM Stars, SIRIUS channel 102 and XM channel 155.

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Tom Brady and Jack: Father’s Day Fun!

And he’s off! John ‘Jack’ Edward Thomas Moynahan breaks away from Tom Brady’s grip and runs away while playing in a Pacific Palisades park on Sunday afternoon.

Jack, 22 months, will become a big brother in the coming months when his Patriots quarterback dad and wife Gisele Bündchen welcome their first child together.

Jack is Tom’s son with actress Bridget Moynahan.

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The Best Bruno Outfit Yet

We couldn’t resist — Sacha Baron Cohen really pulled it out of the bag for the German premiere, just as Bruno fatigue might have been setting in. His Austrian alter-ego wowed the crowds in Berlin with the most, uh, creative use of pink material ever. And Ugg boots. Hopefully it won’t take off as much as the Borat ‘mankini’ did at costume parties — this truly is the stuff of fashion nightmares. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Okay this is just disgusting

It’s a crappy economy, so you have to admire Cheetos in thinking outside the box. But using a Cheetos flavored lip balm doesn’t seem like the best idea in the world.

I’ve kissed girls with awful things on their lips before, but I’d be pretty skeeved out if it were someone with Cheetos flavoring on their lips. In fact, based upon the types of people that typically eat Cheetos, if you’ve gone out of your way to eat Cheetos in the past year, you’re probably not the one for me. I’d rather get my lip balm freshly squeezed from a homeless man’s dingleberries than use this.

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Prince Harry beats Robert Pattinson to be Britain’s most eligible bachelor

A recent poll was conducted in Britain to determine the most eligible British man. Of course, the poll skewed younger, or else the unequivocal winner would have been Daniel Craig. Instead, the new James Bond didn’t even place in the top five. The winner of this illustrious poll? None other than the Ginger Prince himself, Prince Harry. Harry beat what many British Twihards thought would be the hands-down victor, Robert Pattinson. Other British bachelors who placed on the list include Guy Ritchie and this guy I had to look up, George Lamb. Lamb looks like a scraggy whippet of a boy, but apparently he’s Scottish, so I would probably fall in love with him immediately once I heard his accent.

While researching this poll for “Britain’s Most Eligible Bachelor” I found this horrendous essay by Mark Russell for GQ UK, called “In Praise of Prince Harry”. This guy, Russell, fancies himself some sort of Ian Fleming-type journalist, and as he describes why he admires Prince Harry, he uses these words: legendary swordsman, plumped, TV presenter-cum-good-time-girl-cum-one-woman-hen-party, copping a feel, and TV totty. In other words, this guy’s a total douche, and he admires the Ginger Prince because he thinks Harry is as gross as him:

There shouldn’t really be much to like about Prince Harry. What with all that Afrika Korps business and the racist video diary commentary and the hen harrier “incident” and the pap spats, and of course, there’s always the ginger thing too.

But you have to take your hat off to the third in line to the throne for his taste in women. The man is simply a legend. There are no two ways around it: chicks dig the Big H. Take his latest conquest Caroline Flack, for example. She is, by all accounts, something rather special; a TV presenter-cum-good-time-girl-cum-one-woman-hen-party. The sort of girl who is more used to hanging off the arm of a rocker than a royal. In fact, if the News Of The World had its facts correct yesterday, this is a position Ms Flack has indeed found herself on many occasions. Alleged liaisons include Russell Brand, Noel Fielding, Robbie Williams, Max Beesley… Legendary swordsmen, each and every one, and the H-Dog can now proudly take his place alongside them. He’s got previous with TV totty, too, having been photographed copping a feel of Dancing On Ice star Natalie Pinkham in Kitts a few years back.

When it came to long-term girlfriends for the princes, William chose the steady, university-friend classic English rose in the not-uncomely form of Kate Middleton. And Harry? Well Harry plumped for a busty blonde schoolgirl who he met when he scabbed a cigarette off her while he was on a “double gap year”. He’s like Bill Wyman and Ronnie Wood rolled into one. It has to be said, Chelsey Davy looked like she’d be more at home at the Playboy Mansion than Buckingham Palace.

As if to honour this hard work - and prove that there’s still plenty more conquests out there for the H-bomb - Company magazine has voted the Prince Britain’s most eligible bachelor, beating Robert Pattinson, George Lamb and Guy Ritchie. (”That’s easy!” you cry. “Of course women love him, he’s a royal, he’s got stacks of the stuff.” Well, not so. Money and power are not always a guaranteed aphrodisiac. Just ask Bill Gates.) Don’t believe me still? Ask your other half, she’ll tell you. I know I did, and though I was a little shocked at first by the news that this carrot-topped cad was something of a heart-throb among even the most tasteful of women (if I do say so myself), I’ve got used to the idea now, and bow to his superiority. Which, seeing as ‘Arry is a prince, is probably the natural order of things.

[From GQ UK]

So the only reason men like Prince Harry is because he’s a “legendary swordsman”? How outdated is that term? Are we all on an episode of Mad Men? And I don’t care for the hits on gingers in general (for they are lovely, in general) and the hit on Bill Gates. Honestly, if I was given a choice between Prince Harry, Robert Pattinson and Bill Gates, I would totally choose Gates. For marriage, that is. For just sex I would probably choose Harry. Because he’s such a legendary swordsman.

Prince Harry is shown on 6/13/09. Credit: WENN.com and Fame Pictures. He is also shown on 5/30/09 credit: WENN.com

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“The Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Danielle Staub Sex Tape

Here’s something you won’t see on Bravo…

Danielle Staub’s penchant for whippersnappers with high sex drives is coming back to haunt her. The former boyfriend of The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s ex-con cougar claims he has a series of videos of the alleged former lady of the night engaged in various sex acts — including masturbation –and the footage could soon be headed to an adult DVD shop near you!

Steve Zalewski, 27, was recently dumped by the 46-year-old Staub last week, and in a new tell-all interview with Star Magazine, Steve is dishing the dirt on Danielle’s devious sex life and her nearly depleted bank account.

“Not only does she want to have sex all the time, but she loves the thrill of doing it in public places, where she might get caught,” Steve says of his exhibitionist ex.

Steve — who Danielle has confessed to using for sex — claims he was intimate with the single mother in cars, at a police firing range, and in a crowded local park.

“She wanted to make love in restaurant bathrooms basically every time we went out — she’d get all excited and say, ‘The people can hear you doing it outside!’”

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